Planned mockups only

Merch gallery.

Scroll each row, then click a mockup for the full image. These are design concepts for a future drop. They are not in stock, not for sale, and not an order form.

Not available for purchase.

Nothing on this page can be bought yet. Checkout, Printful fulfillment, and live SKUs are still pending. Treat every image as a planned product concept.

Featured keepers also sit on the shop as Coming Soon cards.

Hoodies

Navy zip-up, embroidered shield Not for sale yet

White hoodie, embroidered shield Not for sale yet

Navy hoodie, embroidered lobster Not for sale yet

Dark gray hoodie, splash badge Not for sale yet

Light gray hoodie, geometric armadillo Not for sale yet

Rock lobster hoodie Not for sale yet

Hats and beanies

Charcoal dad hat, shield Not for sale yet

Navy dad hat, shield Not for sale yet

White dad hat, shield Not for sale yet

White dad hat, lobster Not for sale yet

Navy beanie, shield Not for sale yet

White beanie, geometric armadillo Not for sale yet

Light gray beanie, lobster Not for sale yet

Black beanie, splash badge Not for sale yet

Drinkware

Iridescent cyber mug Not for sale yet

Iridescent cyber mug, lookbook Not for sale yet

Candy-red cyber armadillo mug Not for sale yet

Red-wave cyber mug Not for sale yet

Red shield mug Not for sale yet

Iridescent armadillo bottle Not for sale yet

Neon shield bottle Not for sale yet

Desk

Circuit desk mat Not for sale yet

Cyber armadillo desk pad Not for sale yet

Socks

Black socks, cuff badge Not for sale yet

White socks, iridescent mark Not for sale yet

Small goods

Crystal pen set, open Not for sale yet

Crystal pen set, closed Not for sale yet

Metal shield enamel pin Not for sale yet

Sticker pack Not for sale yet

Rock lobster sticker Not for sale yet

Geometric armadillo wall art Not for sale yet

Rocket-shield wall art Not for sale yet